Why Dogs Are Better Than Kids

Of course, I wouldn't be biased or anything, but there are a number of reasons why dogs are better than kids in MY view.

• We generally sit, lay down, come and roll over on demand.
• We're not very picky eaters.
• When we misbehave, nobody looks at you funny if you lock us in a crate for a while.
• Leashes are encouraged when we're out in public.
• When was the last time you saw a kid begging for stale cookie? (Ok... maybe that one's a tie.)
• You can leave us alone all day even if we're younger than 10 years old.
• We're ALWAYS happy to see you when you get home.
• We don't require electronic toys to be happy and occupied for hours.
• After loving, training, feeding and raising us for 18 years, you don't have to pay for college!

Wuf Ya!