Thursday, August 31, 2006

Why Dogs Are Better Than Kids

Of course, I wouldn't be biased or anything, but there are a number of reasons why dogs are better than kids in MY view.

  • We generally sit, lay down, come and roll over on demand.
  • We're not very picky eaters.
  • When we misbehave, nobody looks at you funny if you lock us in a crate for a while.
  • Leashes are encouraged when we're out in public.
  • When was the last time you saw a kid begging for stale cookie? (Ok... maybe that one's a tie.)
  • You can leave us alone all day even if we're younger than 10 years old.
  • We're ALWAYS happy to see you when you get home.
  • We don't require electronic toys to be happy and occupied for hours.
  • After loving, training, feeding and raising us for 18 years, you don't have to pay for college!

Wuf Ya!

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