Thursday, June 28, 2007

Now Just a Dog-Gone Minute!

Dogs! I've got a bone to pick here. And it just won't wait until the DogsAyeView 10K is over. OK?

Now, here's my beef.

Dogmom came home at lunchtime today and she let Gomer & me outside to do our business, like she always does. Then, she got us each a Haleigh treat (remember the girl in Ohio makes them for us from scratch?). Anyways. We do our business and we get a Haleigh treat and then, know what?

Dogmom puts a leash on Gomer and tells me to stay. Apparently, he gets to go some place and I have to stay home? What's up with that?

So, I'm working really hard on the whole listening-better-so-I-don't-get-in-trouble thing. No, really, I am. Ok, maybe I'm not ..., but that's not the point.

The point is... Gomer got to go to see Dr. Kate at Pet Crossing and I didn't. Hmmmph.

Something about having to get his tooth checked (which I, like, totally don't understand since the tooth isn't even there any more!) and his funky-fungal tail checked. Double hmmmph.

Know what else? I know he got hugs and treats while he was there. I could smell 'em.

What did I get?
(Well, besides an hour and a half with the house to myself...)
What did I get,
hmmmmm?
JUST LOOK what the she did to my tail!


All because I left a few bloody-tail-swish marks on the patio blinds.

Geesh. You all better really start posting comments and clicking the purple button and telling your friends about our blog this week. Cuz the dogmom and Gomer, they really gotta pay, now!

Wuf Ya - Opie

7 comments:

Peanut said...

That is just awful awful awful.

The Airechicks said...

OMDog -

You're so lucky - 30 minutes alone time at the house...did you take all the cushions off the couch ???

Very sorry about that blue wrap on your tail....maybe you should get some treats ????

Perfect Tosca said we MUST stop by...so glad we did !!

Thanks for your Mom's generous donation....

Butchy & Snickers said...

Hey Guys,
We clicked the purple button 3 times already. Forgot to tell you. Man, that stinks that you had to stay home Opie. Doesn't seem fair. Did you cut your tail on the blinds?? How come it was bleeding?? Maybe you just wanted to be like Gomer huh?? hehehehe.
Luv & Wirey Hugs!
Butchy & Snickers
PS Mama hopes to ship your jammies tomorrow!!! She'll email you tomorrow to let you know for sure.

Gus said...

We're clicking, we're clicking! What DID you do to that tail!

Kerrio said...

When KuBrin first arrived he had to have half his tail amputated, the resulting stump spread blood around the house at every opportunity for 3 months, so tell Dogmom that that's not TOO bad, but have some tried & tested (by wolfhounds)dog tail protection solutions if sh'es interested!

1/2 hour home alone is cruel and unusual TORTURE.

Off to click ;)

Sitka and Tia's BLAWG! said...

My uncle Zero (GSD) had some tail issues before he passed away. My mom's mom used to put a sock on his tail so he would not chew on the tip. I am sorry you are having some tail issues. :(
Hugs,
Sitka

TAPhillips said...

Yipee! So far so good! Only 12 more hours to go!