Thursday, February 08, 2007

It's So Hard to Be Good

Dogs, we've totally tried to be good boyz for our dogmom since she hasn't forgotten the supposedly big bill she got at the emergency hospital. I mean, come on, we're totally worth it, right?

We've let her toss our new toys (remember the bunny and kitty?) and we run and get them and bring them back... even Opie, who usually just runs and gets it and then tries to lick it to death. Weirdo dog.

We've not pulled anything off the counters or the tables. Of course, that's cuz she took everything off the counters and the tables so there isn't anything to pull off... but that's beside the point.

We've not shredded any more suitcases or eaten any more chocolate since Friday, which is like forever in dog years, right?

We've not unstuffed any blankets looking for birds and only finding feathers.

We've not barked all day when the neighbors stay home from work.

We've been the bestest boyz we possibly can.

So, why did she make such a big deal about us laying on her pillows on her bed today while she was standing in the rain inside the house like she does every day? Geesh. You'd think we did something bad.

Wuf Ya!


Orson said...

Good lord, what does that woman expect from you boys?? It sounds like you have been perfect angels to me. My mom freaks if I lay on her bed pillows too, you would think we have cooties or something!! Geesh!

Butchy & Snickers said...

Hey Gomer & Opie,
We can lay on Mama & Papa's pillows, how come you can't??? Tell her it's not a bad thing, tee hee! Stay out of the chocolate you two.
Luv & Wirey Hugs!
Butchy & Snickers

Hudson said...

I feel your pain, guys!!! No matter what a good boy I am, my parents always say OFF! the *moment* I hop on their bed. They're so MEAN!

DogsAyeView said...

I say we all go stay at Butchy & Snickers' house! You guys got room and extra pillows, right?

Cubby said...

You get in trouble just for trying to warm the pillows for your mom. Sheesh! She's not very appreciative!

TAPhillips said...

Truly, Cubby, Truly!