Friday, December 08, 2006

What's with All the Stuff?

Geesh, it's getting crowded at our house. Boxes and bags and packages everywhere. On the tables... stacked in the corner... on the counter. Man, it's just a mess, let me tell ya.

Worst part is that Opie and I aren't allowed to even sniff around over there any more. Well, we do when dogmom leaves, but please don't tell her. We're in enough trouble these days on our own.

I just don't get it. Every couple of days she comes home from whereever it is she goes during the day and lays down another package or bag. Sometimes she moves stuff from one to another. Other times, she writes something illegible on the bag. Other times, she sticks the new bag into an old bag. What a weirdo.

Nothing smells like food or like dog toys. Well, some of them smell like dog toys, but I'm not looking really close yet -- I'm not very high on her "get-away-with-anything-today" list yet... and Opie's even lower.

What do you thing she's up to?

Wuf Ya!


PerfectTosca said...

I think maybe her and Mom got together and discussed buying us everything we ever wanted and not giving it all to us until it's all be collected! I mean let's face it, whenever they bring a bag home there's always something in it for us right? So it goes without saying that all these things are for us! I think they write things on little pieces of paper stuck to some of them to remind their not very swift minds of what's in the box so they remember what order to give them all to us in. Right?

DogMom at DogsAyeView said...

Tos - You're PERFECT! Man, (ahem, girl), we've been trying to figure this out for DAYS and you got it on the first try. We're not worthy to have such a smart perfect dogfriend!

PerfectTosca said...

You just gotta think like Humans, guys. I know it's hard because they are so wierd! I mean a dog would never go around hiding unopened packages and collecting them, ya know? I mean an unopened package is a package ready to be opened! Now! They are just so!